Poopy mixed with love

Me: Okay, it's time to change your diaper!

Evie: Aaagh

Me: Let's see what we have here today...

Evie: Uuunh

Me: It looks like...a bunch of poopie!

Evie: [smiles]

Me: Oh boy. A BUNCH of poopie. But you know what? It isn't just any regular old kind of poopy...

Evie: Aaah

Me: No, no, it's special Evie poopy. Which means it's poopy mixed with love!

At which point I stopped babbling mindlessly and stood there thinking, POOPY MIXED WITH LOVE?!?!?

The real kicker was that there was only a baby and a dog there to witness this moment, and neither of them seemed to understand that they should be laughing hysterically, and probably also mocking me.