They say having children changes you...

It happened again.

My propensity for exaggeration aside, I'm not sure I'll ever be able to eat a carrot again.

On the bright side, if ever Evelyn dates a boy I really don't like, all I need do is have him over for dinner and feed the girl carrots. The rest will take care of itself.

Thank goodness she was wearing a disposable diaper. I'm pretty sure if she'd been wearing a cloth one, I'd still have thrown it away.

Whew.