As promised...

Here's a quick mock up of the banner hanging outside the commissary:

I laughed hysterically the first time I saw this. "It's Worth the Trip"??? I have this mental imagine of someone trying to give away crap on the side of the street, their banner exclaiming "You Get What You Paid For!" The commissary is maybe 3 minutes away from anywhere on post, so it being "worth the trip" doesn't say much.

I started thinking that if this was the winning slogan, what might the alternatives have been? Hmmmm...